When Mom visited me here on my Chicago assignment, we feasted. Medieval style, I mean, at the Medieval Times.
First we found a castle.
Who knew one could stumble upon a castle on the outskirts of Chicago?
(well, some of us do our homework and find out about these things...)
Our meal commenced with freshly poured "dragon's blood soup (methinks that dragon frequented a tomato patch with some regularity).
Next, spicy dragon bread with garlic.
There then erupted much fanfare and smoke...
...knights and villains...
...and dancing ponies.
Soon, roasted chickens baby dragons were plopped before us. No cutlery. Some tough little potatoes. Medieval style, I tell you.
(I was sure that the free-flying hawk would swoop in for a sample, but he was far better behaved than that.)
Cheesy and silly? Yes! Plot? Who said anything about a plot? Or acting skills, for that matter? No one said this was high theatre or anything.
But fun - such fun. And exciting. And a perfect royal evening for my mom and me.
The Food: very kid-friendly. Easy to eat with your hands (and luckily they provided wet-naps). Plenty of it. Don't wear any feast-finery.
The Drinks: Beverages in the lobby waiting area were insanely priced ($25 for a beer????) Inside, sodas were free. Our bartender was so very slow that I never got a chance to order my inside, normal-priced adult beverage so I endured this whole shebang dead-sober.
The Show: too much Shakespeare-style prose recited by actors to don't understand what they are saying to children who don't have a clue what they are talking about anyway. More horses, please!